Joshua Collins
1 min readMay 6, 2019

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Hey wow. A shitpost from the illustrious Mr Max. Welcome to come visit anytime, caballero. I have couch space for ya. Little less comfy than what Code Pink is rocking tho.

Maybe this time you could do something besides hang out in the richest and safest neighborhoods in Caracas praising Maduro. You might not have such an easy time of doing that here in Cucuta. Don’t find many chavistas among the millions fleeing, nor here on the border.

hahahahha. wait. I just realized this is a satire account and not Max Blumenthal. Damn, you had me there for a sec. hahaha! Ax Blumenthal

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Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

Written by Joshua Collins

A reporter on immigration and world affairs, based in Cucuta, Colombia. Bylines at Al Jazeera, Caracas Chronicles, New Humanitarian and more

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